Episode Four: When in doubt, always rely on that little part of your brain that says… you know.. balrog’s probably do exist. So next time you wanna scream (“YOU SHALL NOT PASS”), call your grandma (if she hasn’t already been taken by the darkness), write a sonnet (iambic pentameter, of course), or even brush your teeth (…) – remember this particular episode. Disclaimer: Squid Salad does not, in fact, endorse the idea of avoiding brushing one’s teeth. That’s kind of gross. Keep doing that… even if it means ANCIENT FIRE DEMONS AND AN ENDLESS ABYSS OF PAIN AND TORTURE!  Shibby. See ya next week!